Why Are Girl Outings Based Around Food?

have you ever been out with the girls and you end up home with like 6 to go boxes and you feel like you'll never need to eat again? today i've noticed that female bonding revolves around great clothing sales and food, lots and lots of food, the day began at shogun's a japanese steak house with amazing sushi and random people all sitting around a giant grill station. our party of three was mooshed together to make a party 8, the people across from us (slightly pictured here) were a seemingly well to-do mom with teen daughters, they tried to seem well off with getting hot tea and steak shrimp combos (17-20 bucks a pop, no joke)

afterwards of course there was clothing, goodwill has lots and loooots of clothing usually good name brand stuff for only like 3-4 dollars which is BOSS, its confusing though there's always thousands of little kids running around knocking things over and getting hurt, this time there was a lil boy crying and apparently he had a nose bleed to beat all nose bleeds his mother was shoving mountainous amounts of toilet paper into his face and screaming something like "if you move that away from your face you are going in the cart" i felt bad but at the same time it was hilarious to see. it probably shouldn't have been but there ya go.  

olive garden should not be allowed to have both neverending soup and salad AND neverending pasta and salad, i feel like i've gained about 20 lbs from dinner alone but i'm sure the black tie mousse cake didn't help me any

it may not look like it but that is the back crust (read: crushed chocolate cookie crumbs with embedded chocolate chips) to the most orgasmic cake i think in the entire universe, if i ever commit murder and get the chair, that cake will be my last meal.